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SATIRICALLY SPEAKING

The murdered ANC office bearers, an ex-mayor, the flashy cars and the ‘speculative and divisive’ reporting we’re not supposed to do

The fine and fiddly art of trying not to ask a lot of questions about things that require a lot of questions to be asked.

Mfundo Mokoena, an ANC branch deputy secretary in eThekwini’s Ward 67, was shot dead on Easter Monday, the day we usually commemorate Jesus Christ’s rising from the grave.

The death by shooting of an ANC office bearer is not an unusual event in KwaZulu-Natal, or even in Mpumalanga; there has been a whole commission of inquiry to determine the causes of this long string of assassinations, not that it reached much of a conclusion beyond the obvious – that contestation for the power of office in KZN has become fatally violent.

What caught my eye was a statement from the ANC in eThekwini after the murder, a resounding appeal to journalists thinking of covering the death of Mokoena: “We call on the reporters not to make speculative and divisive reporting that seeks to drive a wedge within the movement and society. Irresponsible reporting will shift the attention from real enemies toward sensationalism and derail the investigation.”

This is intriguing for a few reasons. First of all, there’s the call to avoid “speculative and divisive reporting”, which makes it hard for anyone to report on the killing. It’s going to be speculative from the get-go because the police haven’t yet confirmed what happened or made any announcements.

It’s also going to be speculative because nobody knows, yet, who killed Mokoena, so they’re going to wonder: Was it political? Was it personal? Or maybe a robbery “gone wrong”?

These are the kinds of questions we ask when office bearers of the ruling party are shot dead. They’re the kinds of questions we ask whenever someone is killed violently and we haven’t actually seen the killers with our own eyes or been able to identify them. These are the kinds of questions that have been asked for eight years since soccer star Senzo Meyiwa was murdered at a party – and there were several witnesses.

These kinds of questions are, in fact, speculative by definition. Is the ANC in eThekwini asking us not to ask any questions about things that require that a lot of questions be asked, especially by the cops? Or is it asking simply that we not ask any questions that could be “divisive”?

By this the ANC surely means that if we speculate about who killed Mokoena we are likely to imagine that perhaps, as the commission of inquiry found, the reasons for his death are not entirely unrelated to contestation for power, which inevitably involves corruption, the seizure of resources and the servicing of patronage networks.  

Now we wouldn’t want to be divisive – oh no. We wouldn’t want to drive a wedge between the various people fighting each other for power in that region, or any other. Driving a wedge into the ruling party in eThekwini might actually cause a split between various factions and… well, they might start shooting each other.

We wouldn’t want to drive a wedge into society either. “Society,” here, as used loosely by the ANC, may not mean what we think it means; “society” is one of the party’s favourite words, especially when linked indissolubly to “the movement”, which means the ruling party – not a bowel movement, note, though the ANC is very committed to spewing out all sorts of shit, which usually lands on members of “society”.

We wouldn’t want to drive a wedge between those who govern in the name of the people and, well, those people. Driving a wedge into society means that the rich and the poor are separated out, and all the resources stolen from the latter accrue to the former; that’s not a wedge we want to drive anywhere, largely because that’s the ANC’s job.

Speaking of driving, I note that the Hawks seized a lot of cars in October 2019 – fancy cars sitting in the garages and driveways of a bunch of ANC office bearers in eThekwini. In a raid on the homes of 15 office bearers and businesspeople linked to a corrupt solid-waste contract worth somewhere between R200-million and R300-million, the Hawks seized, among other vehicles and cash:

  • A Lamborghini Huracan Spyder;
  • A Mercedes-AMG GT V8 Biturbo;
  • A Porsche Cayman Gen II;
  • An Audi RS3;
  • An Isuzu double cab; and
  • A Ford Ranger Wildtrak.

Now I don’t know one car from another, so I’d have to defer to my fellow columnist Alexander Parker on what these vehicles are worth, but that seems to be a set of pretty expensive acquisitions by a bunch of people who probably can’t even spell Lamborghini.

What has this to do with the speculative and divisive reporting we’re not supposed to do in the aftermath of Mokoena’s murder? Well, the eThekwini ANC gives us some clues.

The statement (or exhortation?) quoted above goes on to say that “the eThekwini region’s leadership and conference excitement has ended” and the ANC’s “focus is to unite the region”. Journalists were advised to “quickly switch off from pre-conference mode” because the ANC in the region has moved on and is now busy with “being part of [the] solution for [the] disaster” that hit KZN in the form of the dreadful floods of last week.

You see, the person accused of being the kingpin or queenpin in that corrupt solid-waste contract that presumably financed those luxury vehicles is Zandile Gumede, who was the mayor of eThekwini at the time and is now facing serious charges – and who was just elected ANC chairperson of the region at that exciting conference. Yes, she’s going to step down, as per party rules, because of the corruption charges, but she and her supporters obviously couldn’t resist the opportunity to demonstrate that their patronage networks were still intact and they would still rule the region, even if it was done from a jail cell.

We certainly wouldn’t want to drive a wedge between the Gumede cabal and their sources of self-enrichment. We wouldn’t be happy driving a wedge between Gumede and her (rented) home in Umhlanga, either, or between her and her other home in Inanda, which was also raided by the Hawks. It’s a mansion, though it’s set among RDP houses, and we wouldn’t want to drive a wedge between Gumede and her home, with all its accoutrements, including an eye-in-the-sky camera, a guardhouse, a rondavel and rolling lawns. We certainly wouldn’t want to drive a wedge between eThekwini’s glorious leader and the people in the RDP houses she’s supposed to be serving.

No, that would be divisive. Just like charging ANC office bearers with corruption is surely divisive – it shatters the unity of the ruling party, dividing it into the corrupt and the uncorrupt. It’s divisive, too, to charge a former president with corruption or contempt of court, and we shouldn’t be driving a wedge between ex-prez Jacob Zuma and the jail cell he is meant to be occupying as we speak.

And we definitely don’t want to “derail the investigation” into the murder of Mokoena, because the cops are obviously hard at work trying to find the murderers, and it may be that, in this case, after eight years or so, they manage to arrest someone. But that’s speculative. DM168

Shaun de Waal is a writer and editor.

This satirical article first appeared in our weekly Daily Maverick 168 newspaper which is available for R25 at Pick n Pay, Exclusive Books and airport bookstores. For your nearest stockist, please click here.

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  • Take a look at Camps Bay at the weekend and you’ll see cars that no normal person would buy however much money they have. And driven by Government officials or tendepreneurs of course. Or am I being unfair. Maybe young men who have made a lot of money by hard work and merit or have saved well from their after tax salaries.

  • So POCA and POCADOCTARA are both SA laws/Acts which are designed to track and trace funds which have been spent using illegally gotten gains (fraud etc). The finance companies and banks, if they entered into a car financing scheme with said corrupt officials, are accountable and need to repay to the fiscus (via SARS, maybe) the funds received for these vehicles. Also culpable are the car dealerships which, I understand, are obliged to report cash transactions and source of funds when these purchases were made. The agent selling the car would have made a decent commission, but as an employee may be protected from refunding it. Can any of the DM journos confirm whether they are aware of any such activity by the Hawks, NPA, SAPS, ……? Ditto for conveyancers regarding property ownership by corrupt individuals or their trusts, companies etc

  • Well said Shaun- your article may be satirical, but it also spot on! This woman is a bad egg who somehow leads a bunch of corrupt individuals trying to get their sticky fingers into the tills again! All members of the corrupt governing party that has failed all of the people in SA- a disgrace.

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