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18 August 2017 12:50 (South Africa)
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Portugal's stars shatter North Korean hopes into thousand pieces. And then some.

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    Andy Rice

    Andy Rice is a founding partner of Yellowwood Future Architects, a marketing strategy consultancy. In his other lives, he is the southern hemisphere's only supporter of Cambridge United Football Club, and was once upon a time the South African National Spoofing Champion. He has played football at Wembley and cricket at Lord's within the same weekend, but troubled the scorer on neither occasion. Things could only go up from here.

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The Onion: World Cup as scathing satire

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The World Cup Day that was: 20 June

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With some help from Hand of God, Hurricane Brazil hits the Ivory Coast

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New Zealanders' brave hearts hold world champions Italy to a 1:1 draw

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Paraguay whacks Slovakia without breaking a sweat

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The World Cup Day that was: 19 June

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Cameroon loses to Denmark, crashes out of World Cup

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Ghana's Black Stars fight boldly, only manage a draw against the 10-man Ozzies

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The industrious Dutch break Japan’s iron defence, but only just

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The World Cup Day that was: 18 June

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Algerians frustrate English stars into goalless draw

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Yanks force a late draw against Slovenia. Oh, and get robbed of victory

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In shock reversal of first-round fortunes, unsteady Germans lose to unpredictable Serbs

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Open letter to Budweiser: Please will you sponsor all South African sport? Wholesale rates available

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World Cup week one wrap-up, minus the soccer

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The top English fan, revisited

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The World Cup Day that was: 17 June

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Superior Mexicans hand a comprehensive lesson to miserable French

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Greeks outsmart, outfight Nigeria, earn their first-ever World Cup victory

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Argentina railroads South Korea with impressive, attack-minded display of great skills

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Blatter's Twitter debut reveals Fifa's true nature

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The World Cup On Wheels: How to get to the games in style

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The World Cup Day that was: June 16

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Bafana Bafana’s heart breaks in the cold Pretoria night

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The country that invented the best European football gets whacked by the country that invented the cuckoo clock

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48 years and 13 World Cups later, Chile finally wins, without breaking much sweat

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17 more Argentines to be kicked out after dawn raid

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Ashamed of Shockeroos, Australia muscles in on New Zealand glory

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