Laughing in any serious situation.

Check my phone (I know!)

Jamaica

Yale researchers asked teachers to look at a video of four preschoolers and click when they saw misbehaviour, there was no misbehaviour. It was actually an eye tracking study to see who the teachers would watch most. White and black teachers spent more time watching the black boy preschooler.

Breakups

Life after death

Nothing.

The Fairly Oddparents (Cosmo and Wanda)

EL GREY (my L shaped couch from Facebook market)

A potato. What a versatile and loved queen!

Funny, awkward, cool-kid

Wizkid, Burna Boy, Sun-el musician, Tems, Seth Rogen

Burna Boy Love Damini, Tems (everything), Oscar Mbo Fallin, Doja Cat Planet Her, Anita Baker Rapture, Doechii Persuasive, Beyonce Renaissance.

A yellow python pet snake (Black african parents don’t mess with that, so nope).

Mr. Swart (my former highschool history teacher)

Kelly Khumalo

Chomam (my friend)

Toxic/Discourse

 Already happened (so nothing)

Move to a village in KZN

 Bh*ki C*le

 Are you being honest with yourself while answering these questions?