Ant thinks of the world and the people who live in it as a bear with a sore paw. She has a stick, covered in thorns and she’s poking the bear. When she’s not doing that, she’s watching cricket and longing for the days of the boring, boring Arsenal.
The first Test between Australia and South Africa ended in a draw after five days of tedium which was dominated by loads and loads of runs. All hope is not lost, though, and there are still some burning questions to be asked – about the Proteas in particular and cricket in general. By ANT SIMS.