Inferno by Dan Brown.

Bush.

How Americans got to vote for Trump.

Yet to figure that one out.

EXAM.

Ahhh, I can’t even read mine.

Riding a motorcycle between cars. I do it all the time though. Until some bastard change lanes without indicating. Motherf…r!

Been told I am a comedian – a good one (sigh).

Melisa.

Well done for the exceptional work.

Mom, yeah, it’s mom.

Hans Landa.

Just pasta, with chicken of course!

Still thinking about that one.

Runner in a restaurant. That was so damn terrible.

Trump admitting that he sucks.

The hardest arithmetic to master is that which enables us to count our blessings – Eric Hoffer.

Ant-Anti-Anti-Corruption (a single anti-corruption ministry won’t manage the current levels of corruption).

Tens of millions of pounds….just kidding, I’d print houses for the homeless.

When I do something wrong and I am confronted about it, I just flash my dimples and voila! I am free. Only works with girls though.