Oh dear. Something has gone badly wrong. Your e-mail address is already in the database (although it may not be verified), or our system doesn't think it's in a legitimate format, or it can't be verified. Or, you know, something.
The important thing is that you will not be receiving the e-mail you want unless you take further action.
We can't tell you straight away what went wrong, but we can tell you how to fix it in just two easy steps.
1) Try to register again. If something really weird went wrong the first time, it may just work this time around. Double-check that you get your e-mail address right. (We know you're too smart to make such a mistake, but honestly, it is the most common problem.)
2) Get in touch and tell us about it. We're eager to help you get registered and we can do so via e-mail, on the phone, or even via Twitter.
Sorry about all the trouble. But look, we'll offer you a deal if you don't shout at us too loudly: double your money back if you aren't completely satisfied with what you get once you receive it. Okay?
The Daily Maverick team