In the court of Peter the Great during a road trip to London in the seventeenth century. Apparently they were the first celebrities to toss a television set from a hotel window.

Making money. Swashbuckling. Memes.

I’ve always wanted Helen Zille’s hair.

Live grenade beer pong.

Having cake, eating it too.

Just find me five responsible people who know how to eat with a face mask.

It’s raining pens

Filed thing
(*Excuse the journo puns)

This is very much the alternative career, dahling.

Jewish Panther.

Zoom.

Gab.

Cash money is always appreciated.

Feels like I’m living one on an extended time loop.

Definitely the fire extinguisher.

Zip after shaking.

Golden Girls.

The Rock’s left bicep.

Depends which planet we’re discussing.

Still Nicholas Cage

Wireless toilet paper

Biltong and blueberry brownies