Of all time: The Giver by Lois Lowry. Recently: The Presidents by Richard Calland and Mabel Sithole.

Se7en with Morgan Freeman and Brad Pitt. Recently: Oppenheimer.

The Office US. Nothing else compares. A close second is Top Boy with Ashley Walters.

I have never ordered anything random, but I shall say a banana.

The landing page for the Force Fitness Commercial Leg Press Hack Squat Combo machine on Takealot.

Clash of Clans.

St Peter was crucified upside down because he felt unworthy of dying the same way as Jesus Christ (the historical figure).

I do not believe in headaches – if you don’t give in to the pain, it will go away. 

Grade 10 camp to Bergventure. That was when I decided that at the end of my career I want a house in the Berg so I can ride out my last years in and around nature. It was beautiful. 

Aisle. 

Theo Von. He is a comedian and podcaster. Super witty, quick on his feet, clever and successful. I think a day as Theo Von would be equal parts fun, equal parts challenging. 

I have not had much of a career yet, but while I was in my honours year I was a panellist at three different events related to my writing. But what’s important about that is I have severe stage fright. 

That I have an older brother.

Manslaughter. I am very scared of prison, so if I did it, I didn’t mean to. And they wouldn’t have to try to find me, I would turn myself in. 

I would probably be a philosopher – I like to scrutinise ideas. 

Self-aware, witty, lifelong learner. 

My Kevin Durant jersey when he was still playing for the Golden State Warriors. That trade still upsets me. 

There is always room at the top, you just need to make space for yourself. 

Controversial opinion but Thabo Mbeki. As much as he messed up with Aids, he was removed from office because he put country over party, which is the way things should be. And he was punished for that. He is a wildly intelligent man.

Love Island UK. Don’t judge me.