Vuyo Sipho Ndzeku’s testimony at the Zondo Commission was as bizarre as anything we have seen. And in a commission that has suffered through the amnesia of Vytjie Mentor, the intellectually vacuous diatribe of Pule Mothibe, Nomvula Mokonyane’s voyage into a parallel reality and the agonising monotony of the Agrizzi marathon, coming out as the most bizarre of them all is quite an achievement.