TONGUE IN CHEEK Dead men talking — the politicians digging for votes from the graves of long-dead heroes 5 min 0 By Mr Styles
TONGUE IN CHEEK Forget Santa Claus for he is an enemy agent — behold Santa Thulas, firepool man and saviour of the unemployed 4 min 1 By Mr Styles
TONGUE IN CHEEK South Africa dropped the ball and the glass – they can’t even guzzle the Drinking World Cup 4 min 0 By Mr Styles
TONGUE IN CHEEK Old-school teachers might have been sadists wielding fan belts, but man did they have style 4 min 0 By Mr Styles
TONGUE IN CHEEK Tsar She Blows – Superwarrior Thandi Modise and the Russian fight against Western Imperialism 4 min 1 By Shaun de Waal
SATIRE President Ramaphosa, what's the price of Hope? We're all broke, you know 5 min 0 By Shaun de Waal
TONGUE IN CHEEK In my Fifa-inspired world disorder, Cele would be booted to the transfer list 4 min 1 By Mr Styles