Tour de France for Dummies, Stage 11: The grim reality of losing with less than 500m to go
- Antoinette Muller
- 12 Jul 2017 11:29 (South Africa)
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Stage 11 was practically a leisurely cycle along the promenade compared to what lies ahead for the next few days. There was plenty of lovely scenery to gawp at, though, and that doesn’t even include the men waddling around in underwear and polka dot jerseys cheering the riders on the side of the road.
A minor crash – or rather a fall – in the peloton resulted in a little bottleneck after around 58km, but nobody got hurt aside from Arthur Vichot’s ego. He was gesticulating angrily at anyone who caught his eye and left his bike in the middle of the road like a petulant child after his fumble. There was no footage of what actually happened, but by Vichot’s actions, we can only assume that it was some sort of malicious plot against him.
Things returned to being as inoffensive as Desmond
South Africa’s team, Dimension Data, looked in control of the final sprint with Edvald Boasson Hagen
What happened on Stage 11?
You could practically smell the lactic acid in Maciej Bodnar’s legs. Like many men have tried before him, the poor sod
There’s really something so cruelly beautiful about these things. There is a wonderful Afrikaans saying that describes it perfectly. “Die
How are the South Africans doing?
Daryl Impey came in at 105th, Louis Meintjes in 50th, Jaco Venter in 170th and Reinhardt Janse van Rensburg 76th. Team Dimension Data finished the stage in 21st place. Meintjes remains second in the youth classification, just under three minutes away from the leader.
What can we expect on Thursday?
Some sort of fresh new hell. We're heading back up into the mountains with plenty of climbs and loads of hills as the riders go for 214.5km from Pau to Peyragudes. The stage starts off lulling you into a false sense of security and for the final 100km, life is hell. It contains five
“The sprint is like playing Tetris.” – Stage winner, Marcel Kittel. That might be better than describing it being like swans on a lake.
Who is the current yellow jersey wearer?
It's still Chris Froome with Fabio Aru hot on his heels. DM
Photo: Quick Step Floors team rider Marcel Kittel of Germany celebrates as he crosses the finish line to win the 11th stage of the 104th edition of the Tour de France cycling race over 203,5km between Eymet and Pau, France, 12 July 2017. EPA/YOAN VALAT
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