Paris Hilton has landed in Johannesburg, according to a post on her Twitter account. Paris flew in on her private jet with her sister Nicky, but arrived too late to hook up with ex-fling Christiano Ronaldo. We wonder if Paris will visit her namesake in the Free State while she's here?
"Joyfully to the breeze royal Odysseus spread his sail and with his rudder skillfully he steered." ~ Homer